But TV Told Me To!

I went in for a routine doctor's visit yesterday. It took three hours and twelve minutes. I had a lot of questions. I asked my doctor about Lunesta. I asked my doctor about Zocor. I asked him about Crestor. And Detrol. I asked him about Levitra, Cialis and Viagara (apparently one of these is sufficient, or you have to worry about TWELVE hour erections). Then I inquired about Zelnorm. And Vioxx. Next, I asked him about Valtrex and Prilosec. And Plavix and Vytorin. Then I asked him about Olestra. And Crayona. And Vesicare. And Zoltar.

Surprisingly, I don't need any of these drugs. And apparently, some of them don't actually exist. I wonder why TV thinks I am in such crappy health?