Info Lover

This is Dariya. Or perhaps Dariyal. Friends call her Dasha. Or Wendi (the e-mail came from Wendi). Dari-asha-endi is looking for love.

She writes "This morning, I got love the Internet dispatch, from an unknown to me the recipient. In this letter, referred to the romantic relationships between people. In the list of e-mail recipients, I saw your address. I long thought before writing you. I think you are just looking for a serious relationship? I believe that the only chance for me, so I decided to write to you. I want to find true love!"

Now, before you go telling Jill I'm trolling the internet looking for grammatically-incorrect foreign love, realize that Dari-asha-endi was writing to "info@youthlaunch.org." I get copied on all of the info requests to my organization. So Dari-asha-endi believes that "info" is her true love.

[By the way, where the hell is this woman from? I get a Russian vibe, but her speech sounds more like Yoda. "Hmm. Unknown to me the recipient is. Dispatch for love the Internet does. Jedi think you?" Which makes her from Dagobah, I believe.]

She continues "On the Internet I very recently. I do not have much experience in Internet acquaintance. I saw on the television transmission, about love on the Internet and decided to find my happiness. I think this is real. I'm looking for this man who will love and respect me. I think that is important in the relationship. You're an interesting man, and I would like to know you more detail. Perhaps it is our fate? I want to get acquainted with you closer to via email. This will be for us easier variant."

I feel for her. She certainly does not have much experience in Internet acquaintance. I'm not sure if Info can love and respect her, but I certainly believe he is "interesting." He provides, well, information. Quickly and efficiently.

Dari-asha-endi tells Info "I would like to begin our acquaintance, with a small story about me. My name is Dariya. Friends call me a Dasha. I am calm, young, purposeful girl. Friends tell me that I am funny. I love socializing. I believe that communication is very important component in our lives. I like all women of our country."

Info is very very good at communication, but a little light on the socializing. I'm wondering, though, since she likes all the women of her country, whether she truly is looking for true love from an automated e-mail address.