Statistics Don't Lie (People ARE Creepy)

I enjoy looking at the statistics behind the blog.  It tells me where people are directed to my blog from, how often people visit, and whether they type right or left-handed.  It's not that I look every day.  "Yay! Another person from Djibouti found my blog!"  But it does provide interesting data, and I'm a numbers guy.  One thing I found in the statistics was search phrases that led people to my blog.  Yes, when you type in "marmoset AND stir-fry", there is a permanent record of that.

These are the actual search terms (cut-and-pasted from the statistics page) used to find my blog:

diane sawyer porn
"diane sawyer" porn
diane sawyer hot slut
diane sawyer in porn video
diane sawyer look alike
diane sawyer slut
naked diane sawyer lookalike

I'm imagining that the people who went to that blog post were wholeheartedly dissappointed.  And again, who knew there was such a demand for Diane Sawyer or Diane Sawyer look-alike porn? 
 
NOTE for newer readers: the post in question was about a clip art photo of a woman's face used on billboards for a porn store that looked amazingly like Diane Sawyer.  No Diane Sawyer (or Diane Sawyer look-alikes) were harmed or exposed in the process.
 
And yes, I do realize that this particular post will likely increase the traffic of Diane Sawyer porn-seeking individuals.  For them, I suggest you go rent her 1982 soft-core movie "News Hos", with Connie Chung and a cameo by Walter Cronkite.