C'Mon! You're Not Even Trying Anymore

Latest scam e-mail:

You have been compensated with a payment of $50,000.00 USD by the U.N as one of the scam victim short-listed for compensation. 2000 email address was pick worldwide for the compensation.Contact UN Representative: Dr Abu Morris, with your Names, address/phone number via E-mail: (abumorris@noteventryingscam.com) for claims, please note that you will pay a delivery fee of $320 USD to Dr Abu before delivery.

That's just pitiful.  "Short-listed for compensation?"  "Pay a delivery fee of $320 USD????"

Dude, that's not how this works.  My $50,000 was not picked in a lottery.  You don't tell me in the FIRST e-mail that I'll have to pay the delivery fee.  I only have one "Names."  Have you never fraudulently acquired people's money before?  Even trying to tie it to being "one of the scam victim" is a lame attempt to capitalize on what other, BETTER, scam e-mailers have been doing.  Seriously, Dr. Abu, try a little harder.