Corner Pieces

Thursday, October 04, 2018

But Did You Check the ENTIRE tiny slip of paper?

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We got a package from FedEx! I think. A "Door Tag" was left on our door about a week ago. It had the words "Pick Up noom h...
Friday, July 20, 2018

Never Take off Between Jobs

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So, a few things have happened since I last posted.  I’ll catch you up.  Jill went to the City of Austin, doing similar social working stuff...
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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

F You, Einstein

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I enjoy a good bagel.  I'm not ashamed to admit that.  I especially enjoy a good "everything" bagel.  And when I say good, I...
Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Honey, Stop the Car!

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Real estate signs occasionally stray from "For Sale" to "New Price", "Open House", "I'm Gorgeous ...
Friday, October 13, 2017

Turn-About is Foul Play

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The twins are driving!  ish.  They took driver's ed last year and then were required to do an additional 116.3 hours of "Behind the...
Thursday, August 17, 2017

What's the Wine Pairing for Cremation?

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Two fantastic new signs of aging.  Yay. First, my ankle started clicking.  Certainly, assorted body parts have clicked, groaned, growled, ...
Friday, July 14, 2017

Cheetopia

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Sometimes, it's good to be an American!  No, I am not veering off into Trump territory here.  Just stay with me. I teach each summer...
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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Finally Remembered my Password!

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So, my last blog entry was November 4, 2016.  All six of you may have wondered why it has been so long since my last entry.  At least some o...
Friday, November 04, 2016

Oh, Fork You!

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I do understand it's been a long long time since I've posted.  The world is both completely absurd and not funny, all at the same ti...
Tuesday, July 12, 2016

What About Your Hippopotamus Oath?

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My doctor quit me.  He didn't even have the decency to break up with me on his own. I turned 50 some months ago.  I have been putting ...
Thursday, June 16, 2016

Demented and Sad, But Selfie

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I realized today that I take pictures on my iPhone and generally don't do anything with them.  Occasionally I will send something to be ...
Friday, May 27, 2016

Cammy Doesn't Need a Spoiler

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My twelve-year-old Camry keeps plugging along.  Cammy (yes, I understand that's not a very original name, but she picked it herself) is ...
Sunday, April 10, 2016

I'm Going to Need You to Meet Me Half Way

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I'm trying.  I really am.  I realize that I could be on the verge of being a grumpy old dude who doesn't want to interact with anyon...
Friday, March 25, 2016

That Will Go on Your Permanent Record

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To my friends and family who are starting to possibly maybe kinda sorta think about voting for Donald Trump.  Don't.  I say this as a fr...
Wednesday, December 09, 2015

What to Shoot When You are Expecting

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  So, I'm shopping at my local H-E-B in Austin, Texas.  I walk down the aisle with school supplies, charcoal and magazines.  I just h...
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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

And Then There Were None

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Son of a fish!!! The murderous stripey fish is no longer in the tank.  There are only three possible explanations: 1) this was his pla...
Monday, November 16, 2015

My Lovely Wife

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Jill pulled off the perfect surprise party for my 50th birthday this past Saturday.  I was blown away!  Both by the scope of her plans and t...
Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Psycho-Fish

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OK - you remember all of that stuff I wrote about the fish murders, and how it was attributable to a broken pump? All wrong.  We were al...
Monday, November 09, 2015

Toddlers and Tek9's

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     Here's a heartwarming story!  Toddlers are shooting themselves and others at a rate of about one a week. As you can imag...
Wednesday, November 04, 2015

I Thought You Were the One

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I haven't given my heart to many social media (medias?).  I am on Facebook, but not very much.  I think I might have signed up for Twi...
Thursday, October 29, 2015

CSI - Fishtank

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The carnage is over.  There have been no additional fish homicides in the last month.  The tank is safe again.  [Video - four fish swimmin...
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