The Smiths' New Family Business

Do you find yourself with an abundance of dirty pickles? Do you despair that they may never get clean? Well, this is your lucky day!

Abby has developed the prototype for the "Smith Family Pickle Washr" (patent pending). We believe it will be able to wash dills, koshers, sour, and sweet pickles. R&D is still working on slices, spears, and ovals.

Watch for this exciting new product in your neighborhood Walgreen's. Or across the street at your neighborhood CVS. Or two blocks away at the other Walgreen's. Or catty-corner from that at the other CVS.