Russian Women Love Unitarian Bookkeepers

I am the Treasurer of the board of my Unitarian church.  It's a volunteer position, but it comes with an incredible number of perks.  My favorite two: 1) my e-mail gets connected to the Treasurer@ourchurch.org e-mail so that I can get even more e-mails!!!! and 2) I personally get 3.7% of all donations from church members deposited into my Chase bank account (it's in the by-laws!).

I'll admit that the first one wasn't so much a perk until I found out how many lonely Russian women are hot for Unitarian treasurers.  These are just two e-mails Treasurer has received this week:


Hello treasurer!!! My name is Evgeniya, to me of 25 years. I live in Russia.
I saw your your profile and you interested me very much!
I want to find the man of my dream.

I would like to get acquainted with the person who might appreciate my care, tenderness and love.
I want, that you would be responsible, capable to give a hand of the help and to sympathize with me in any problems.

If you agree with me write to me, I shall be glad. I shall answer you soon. In my turn I shall try be the offer, loving, devoted, responsible woman.

If you decide to write to me, I wait for your answer very much !!!

My Email porn2you@porn.porn

 

 

Hi!

You got me very interested. I would really like to know you closer! I want to communicate with you and learn about your interests, hobbies.
I hope for mutual understanding and possible reciprocity. Actually, I would like to meet and talk with an interesting and nice man!

My email clickforvirus@pcsyphillus.com

 

Elena

 

To be fair, I am not sure Elena is hitting on me.  Seeing that she is looking for "mutual understanding and possible reciprocity", it's possible she is seeking negotiations leading to a decrease in nuclear activity in return for an easing of sanctions.  Evgenia, on the other hand, is totally hot for Treasurer. 

P.S. The pictures above were not sent with either e-mail.  In looking for pictures to accompany this post, I googled "Russian Mail-Order Brides."  A few caveats, observations and safety tips:

1) First off, don't google "Russian Mail-Order Brides."  Your search will return a plethora of porn options.  And google will remember.  Eventually, it'll be some detail of some Dateline, sealing your fate.  "As final proof that Mr. Johnson killed the entire community of Dumas, Texas - he googled 'Russian mail-order brides' on June 14th!"
2) This is just a guess - even though they showed up as results in the google search of "Russian mail-order brides," I would wager that these young women are not Russian mail-order brides.  Your actual results may vary.
3) I am now mildly curious about the etymology of the phrase "Russian mail-order brides" and why it still seems to be a term that provides google results.  Were there actual catalogs, like for Sears? 
"Bob - I'm jealous of your new riding mower and that brunette from Minsk."
"I got them from that catalog I showed you.  And I got 35 pounds of ribeyes."