Awesome Fundraising Idea

I had a brainstorm over the weekend about a fundraising idea.  It came to me after a weekend of both bike riding and watching network television (more of the former than the latter).  This is my cool idea:

The ED "Via GRA" Challenge

(Executive Directors Via Greater Roadways of Austin)

“If it takes more than four hours, call a doctor”

A fundraising event where Executive Directors take to the roadways in a bike tour to raise money for their various causes.

The t-shirt would have the additional tagline of:

“Get it up on the Bike”

For whatever reason, Jill (and actually everyone else I've told this to) thinks that this is 1) very funny, and 2) should never ever be done. Ever.

What part of penis jokes and children's mental health don't go together?  Hmm.  Re-reading that last sentence, I think I understand the point.

So, maybe you won't see this on the roads near you anytime soon.  But if you do, let me know.  It's my idea, and I will sue the penis right off whoever steals it from me.